If You Give a Binge-Eater a Cookie...
If you give a binge-eater a cookie...
Chances are he’ll want a second one.
And if you give him a second one, you might as well give him the entire box.
And if you give him the entire box of cookies, he’ll probably want a glass of milk to go with it.
And all that sweet stuff will probably make him want some cheese and crackers.
And if you give him some cheese and crackers… well, you’re probably going to have to get him some more cheese and crackers.
And since he’s probably f’ed up his weigh-in at this point, he’ll probably go ahead and order a pizza.
And if he orders a pizza, he’s going to want a beer to go with it.
And then another beer.
And if he drinks all that beer, he’s probably going to want a little something sweet to settle his tummy.
How about a cookie?